Personalized Dachshund Hot Dog Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirt. Funny Dachshund wiener dog humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt - White says I'm One Hot Dog with cute dachshund dressed up like a hot dog, complete with bun and mustard. Pre-shrunk 100% cotton 6.1 ounce long sleeve t-shirt. Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves. Quarter turned. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Adult: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL